Is your butthole oiled up?
  • NunesNunes October 2008
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    So our gubmint is looking at engaging in unsecured lending through the Treasury Department. They will be able to basically buy any business they want if I understand correctly.

    USSA! USSA! USSA!
  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton October 2008
    United Socialist States of America?
  • NunesNunes October 2008
    bingo.

    Gubmint: "we are going to take your tax dollars and bailout wallstreet."
    US: "Ummmmm.... ooookay?"
    Gubmint: "Using the same lending practices that led to us needing to rescue the economy."
    US: "Is that really wise?"
    Gubmint: "You could make a bunch of money!"
    US: "... I'm going to get my passport."
  • Australian+WitchAustralian Witch October 2008
    If I hurry, I can still get my Australian Citizenship...
  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton October 2008
    I love the "you could make money" line. Maybe the government should bet all our taxes on red. If they won, we won't have to pay taxes next year!
  • GmnotutooGmnotutoo October 2008
    ...wheres my stimulus check you bastards.
  • NunesNunes October 2008
    Being spent on commercial paper. Or as I like to call it: our government-funded-payroll-tax
  • Working+Class+HeroWorking Class Hero October 2008
    /sigh

    welcome to the USSA.
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