Forbidden Donut

If i ever lose my home and life's savings i'd become a pirate. Not for too long though.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

You'll have that chance in January, when Obama takes all your money and guns and gives all of it to me like he told me he would. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Yeah, they make it seem pretty lucrative. Get a few AK's and a rocket launcher, find a speedboat, hold up cargo ships only, since the cargo is usually insured and therefore you eliminate the hero factor you might get on a cruise ship where some asshole wants his new wife to think he's hard core. After that it's just a matter of improving your methods. Maybe work on intelligence eventually, try to snag a cargo manifest and only bother with ships that have something worth your time on them. A few wise choices later and you can retire. It's the 6 month plan.

Maybe we should get ourselves an island with a hidden cove. Preferably one with a skull shaped landscape.

I think this is the best island ever:
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That's perfect. I'll sacrifice the whole skull thing and go with the inside a volcano deal. We can actually have a secret volcano lair. Awesome.

It can be a lair in an island on a lake in a volcanic island on a lake on an island!

It is perfectly hidden. Seriously, how would you give directions to it?

"Ok so you follow the Temet river until you hit the lake. Then you enter the Cauchuss island via the Mahi river. When you get to the volcano, carry the boat into the lake. Then sail into the hidden island cove, and we are there."

Needs more sharks with lasers.

Go here. You'll figure it out. Otherwise you're too stupid to pirate with us.

I guess we will be the nerdiest group of (actual) pirates around. We use google maps to navigate.

Fuck stars man. Get a friggin' Crackberry™ already

We could mix internet piracy with real piracy. We'll rob coastal record companies and release music torrents before the album release. MUAHAHAHAHA... ha... ha...

We could just steal some servers, build a nice rack for 'em, email pBay and be rockin the seedzors in no time. I'd like to see the RIAA shut down THOSE servers.

/"How nice of a line can we get run below Vulcan Point?"

I'm thinking almost 2 terabytes per second.

I somehow doubt Manilla has the same lines as Australia, but hey, it's a start!

I'm very sad to be here....

Cheer up, ye ole' salt.

yarr?

Yarr!

We're sending the fucking Jedi.

I better start putting more points into my Force Lightening ability...I don't want any of those damn pirates takin' me booty.

heheh, M. Night Shymelon's: The Lightening

It's a movie about all the color draining out of a small town in Pennsylvania, leading to such a high Gamma values as a last ditch effort to mitigate loss of contrast that everyone gets cancer. They you learn that they live in a computer. On the moon.

Hmm... I don't know if I'd see that twist coming. Also, I like how you spelled his name: Shy Melon.

and to be released in 2013...M.Night Shymelon's The Twistening

the twist is there is no twist! Holy fuck!

Be fair. Shamamamalyanaman is considering working on Unbreakable 2. He's already out of twists. And places in PA to film.

Oh. Anybody hear about that Blindness movie? First of all the blind community is pissed. Its an inherent bitch slap to them cause they can't watch it. Second of all it's Rated R for:
Sexual Assaults, Nudity, Sexuality, and Language.

So it's actually not about blindness so much as the ensuing orgy where all the ugly people get to have sex with their blind counterparts?