Forbidden Donut

Football, Politics, Beer.

Caffiene, Nicotine, Movies, Alcohol

Good music, an interesting puzzle, good game

People who start political or religious arguments just to be a troll.

People who block on CS.

Not to sound cliche, but sex first and foremost.

Following far behind: politics, web development, and an awesome beer at a great bar.

movies, in depth movie analysis, love, love making, men with their shirts off women in lingere

My order was off.

Beer, Politics, Football.

/bought and drank a party keg of Pauliner Oktoberfest Marzen. Heaven.

First and most importantly: Football.

Real football that is. Watching it, playing it, heckling others when they play it poorly.

Others include:

Women, blue eyes, movies, music, dancing, alcohol and Metal Gear Solid.

People who cheat during CS matches. I get so much nerd rage I shoot at their dead body until I get shot by someone else.

Are you referring to soccer as "real football"? Sure the name actually reflects the games mechanics, and the game is older. It's also a pretty sweet sport. But football man... foooootballlll.

Sports, alcohol, music and something no one mentioned ? friends !

College!.!.!.!
My long run rugby tris,
hitting people over 6ft,
Lifting (no homo),
cute sweet girls that spend the night even though they have class at 9 (every other night)
a keg of anything other then natty... /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
And chic fil a
Recently I watched 4 "teeks" (a frat) try and fight 2 football players because they walked by the house... The teeks got destroyed, i'm sure they won't do that again, but that definitly got me going lol.

Hahaha last night there were a bunch of people drinking outside my apt, a fight broke out. Cops showed up and handcuffed one of the guys.

It was funny to watch how a drunk guy reacts to getting arrested. First he was scared, then bargaining, then trying to be funny... Then he resorted to flirting with the cops I think...


Well some good quotes on the night:

"You guys from [insert town name here]"-Drunk
"Yes"-Cops
"You guys look like good guys"-Drunk

"Where do you get your groceries from?"-Drunk
"I don't know"-Cop
"BULLSHIT! Where does your wife get them"-Drunk
"Sir, I don't think that is relevant"-Cop

"You guys are cool, how old are you? You look 24"-Drunk
"Sure"-Cop 1
"You look like you're 26"-Drunk
"I;m 40"-Cop 2
"NO WAI DUDE!"-Drunk



Anyways, ontopic.

Basketball.

tits im a sucker for nice Ds/DDs.

RofL, you're 26. No im 40. No way dude. That line just fuckin got me going. ROFL!! haha.
I wish shit like this happened here.

A big part of the reason I didn't join a frat was because 80% are all cocky idiots. The other 20% are all pussies. If there's ever a question of go greek or don't, pick don't find a nice sport you love, try out... Work hard make it on, and have an awesome time with the older guys and the big houses.

And you manage to fall under the 80% and the 20% categories? Amazing.

those numbers are a bit of a fallacy, depending on your school and frat.

I'm not even precisely sure what his suggestion is. But I'm pretty sure I disagree with it due to his generalization.

I've been down frat row talking to all of the people, almost every single one is a tool acting like a nice guy to get you to pledge. If you tell them you don't plan on it they send you out, which is fine i guess but don't be a prick about it. I've met two fraternity guys that like me becasue I'm a chill person to drink with, they know I have no intention of pledging and i'm invited over every other night to party (the nicest actual house on frat row), those are the only kind of frat guys that are worth being around. I don't know if my school is just full of tools? Or the frats just are.. Those numbers are pretty damn accurate for around here. The frat parties up here are pretty beat, they're used as a pregame because the guys that join are just dicks. People goto the sport houses (i.e. Football, Rugby, Hockey, Girls soccer, Girls lacrosse etc) to have the most fun, our rugby house had 4 kegs going at one point last saturday.

I'm sure it's diffrent once you join, or once you spend alot of time with the same guys but I don't have the time for a fraternity with school and rugby.

newsflash: frats are schemes and frat boys are schemers.

Sounds like you're just sore because you thought they actually liked you as something other than a potential income.

the stereotyping here is unbelievable. honestly, don't generalize frats unless you've been in one.

There's nothiong to be sore about, I was well aware from the very beginning that I was only a due, but the potential for having a safe house to party at was a nice thought. I know other people from my highschool that want me to join, just to hang around the house more often. Like I've previously said some people are aware i'm not pledging and still invite me to hang out. I feel like if you were not in a fraternity and take the same walks everynight I do you'll see what people are like around my area. It's diffrent usually frat houses are the main party, not the pregame. It's all switched up around here

Quick edit: I wouldn't join a frat because of what i've seen first hand.

fair enough. every college is different: generalizing frats as tools or money-grubbing sadists is a bit wrong

I think frats are tools or money-grubbing sadists.





Why wasn't I in one?

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yeah... Aren't frats money grubbing sadist factories though? Isn't that kind of the point?

Not Delta Delta Delta! /revenge of the nerds reference

As per original question:

First is fast cars.

Then we have

Anything that gives an adrenaline rush,
sex,
hockey,
alcohol,
firearms.

FROG !

wtf wrong with you guys no one mentioned the community

now to answer the question :

Hockey
video games
alcohol
friends
girls

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