Obama = new Chuck Norris
  • NunesNunes June 2008
    Thinger

    QUOTE
    Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton June 2008
    QUOTE
    Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.


    I thought that was the funniest one.
  • dandan June 2008
    QUOTE
    Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.


    This one gets the win in my book. Awesome article, Andrew.

    -dan
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