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Why I Fired My Secretary!



Last
week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that
morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be
pleasant
and say, "Happy Birthday!", and
possibly have a small present for
me

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone "Happy
Birthday."

I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the
kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs
to
breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I
felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my
office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better that at least
someone had
remembered.

I worked until one o'clock,
when Jane knocked
on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and
it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and
me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all
day.
Let's go!"

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we
normally would go.
She chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private
table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On
the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful
day...
We don't need to go straight back to the
office, Do We ?"

I
responded,
"I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's drop
by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her
apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
" Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm
going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right
back."
"Ok," I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom
and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday
cake.......

Followed by my wife, my kids,
and dozens of my friends and
co-workers, all
singing "Happy
Birthday.

And I just sat
there...

On the couch...

Naked.