Oh you kooky Jihadists
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What gets me is that it was a bus full of suicide bombers. Don't you only need one? A driver, perhaps? Were the rest there for moral support? Or by "terrorists blow selves up by accident" do they mean "suspected terrorists blown up on purpose with a predator drone and a specter gunship."
The story is light on details, but god damnit if it isn't hilarious at face value. -
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QUOTE (Alfy @ Jan 8 2010, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Yeah, cause untrained people know how to keep explosives safely.
I'd just like to point out that we know entirely too little about the self-detonators to speak about their level of training, and that even with the best training in the world, US soldiers have been known to make a mistake here and there as well.
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QUOTE (Andrew @ Jan 8 2010, 01:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>I'd just like to point out that we know entirely too little about the self-detonators to speak about their level of training, and that even with the best training in the world, US soldiers have been known to make a mistake here and there as well.
So it has to be a conspiracy then? Because from what you just said there, even trained people have has accidents. -
QUOTE (Alfy @ Jan 8 2010, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>So it has to be a conspiracy then? Because from what you just said there, even trained people have has accidents.
Yes. I'm saying that there's a conspiracy to set up a series of seemingly accidental explosions in disparate groups of terrorist militias who seem to be warring with one another because there's no way we'd be able to get away with claiming responsibility for their deaths. This was political assassination of suicide bombers by our Groveler in Chief. He has spent so much effort bowing on his global apology tour that I simply have to believe that he feels that he can't just shoot terrorists.
Do you know what we did with Nazi traitors during and after WWII? There were no trials, no miranda rights, just executions. But the Kenyan Usurper wants to coddle these people so he can mount a Nobel Peace Prize on his mantle and bathe it in his glory.
Glass. Parking. Lot.
/RONPAUL
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QUOTE (Andrew @ Jan 8 2010, 01:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yes. I'm saying that there's a conspiracy to set up a series of seemingly accidental explosions in disparate groups of terrorist militias who seem to be warring with one another because there's no way we'd be able to get away with claiming responsibility for their deaths. This was political assassination of suicide bombers by our Groveler in Chief. He has spent so much effort bowing on his global apology tour that I simply have to believe that he feels that he can't just shoot terrorists.
Do you know what we did with Nazi traitors during and after WWII? There were no trials, no miranda rights, just executions. But the Kenyan Usurper wants to coddle these people so he can mount a Nobel Peace Prize on his mantle and bathe it in his glory.
Glass. Parking. Lot.
/RONPAUL
Wow! A post that I agree with! -
QUOTE (Jeniffer @ Feb 19 2010, 01:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You know, I havent seen a cicada all year. I guess Im too far south.. They have to be the dumbest insect on the planet. Dont they realize they could get laid everyday, instead of every 17 years?????
That's nothing! This one time I saw a Preying Mantis kill a bee and start to eat it but then he stopped and walked away without even finishing it and then a dog came past and took a leak on this twig that was lying near a tree and I saw another dog grab it later and pick it up and bring it to his owner who played catch with it!!!! Can you imagine!? After the sun went down I started thinking about tomato soup and how tasty it is with saltine crackers and some tobasco sauce. That was one stupid bug.
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