Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-Mark Twain
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
-Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.