I got into college
  • AnotherevilAnotherevil March 2008
    I got into City college through Honors and I get full tuition paid, an apple laptop, a cultural pass to see around 100 museums and other fancy stuff and student grants to study abroad (like 7500).

    YAY!!
  • 0%3Duid%28root%290=uid(root) March 2008
    DEVRY is an awesome school.
  • AnotherevilAnotherevil March 2008
    It's City College of NY.
  • GachiGachi March 2008
    congrats! Enjoy yourself and be sure to do well in college. Don't be like Chuck and be a real failure. image/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton March 2008
    Make the most of it.
  • coffeecoffee March 2008
    your mom goes to college
  • 0%3Duid%28root%290=uid(root) March 2008
    QUOTE (Gachi @ Mar 15 2008, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    congrats! Enjoy yourself and be sure to do well in college. Don't be like Chuck and be a real failure. image/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />


    i don't even feel like correcting this statement.


    /care
  • JAmmYJAmmY March 2008
    QUOTE (0=uid(root) @ Mar 16 2008, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    getting into CNY is easy. all you have to do is open the door.



    Is that the reason you couldn't get into alot of college's Chuck?
  • 0%3Duid%28root%290=uid(root) March 2008
    QUOTE (JAmmY @ Mar 16 2008, 11:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Is that the reason you couldn't get into alot of college's Chuck?



    do your friends still make fun of you for smelling your sisters underwear in the hamper?
  • Black+BalloonBlack Balloon March 2008
    Back on track here...

    Congratulations. Make the most of it.
  • jkarate212jkarate212 March 2008
    QUOTE (coffee @ Mar 15 2008, 10:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    your mom goes to college

    for truth.
  • JAmmYJAmmY March 2008
    QUOTE (0=uid(root) @ Mar 16 2008, 11:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    do your friends still make fun of you for smelling your sisters underwear in the hamper?



    Ouch, did someone's boyfriend not kiss them when they left for work this morning??? haha
  • AnotherevilAnotherevil March 2008
    It's not hard to get into CUNY, but get into Macaulay Honors is the hard part, which I got into. SO yay me and boo you. They take like 50 people into their college through the Macaulay Honors from so many that apply.

    Anyways, thanks guys. Any advice how to get college chicks image/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
  • sac916sac916 March 2008
    QUOTE (Anotherevil @ Mar 16 2008, 12:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Anyways, thanks guys. Any advice how to get college chicks image/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />


    Congrats.

    The best tip, that I know will work for you, is to sneak behind them when they aren't watching and donkey punch them. You will see them fall for you instantly.
  • BlueBoxBobBlueBoxBob March 2008
    QUOTE (Zoidberg @ Mar 16 2008, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Congrats.

    The best tip, that I know will work for you, is to sneak behind them when they aren't watching and donkey punch them. You will see them fall for you instantly.


    Fo shur !
  • LethaLLethaL March 2008
    rofl @ zoidberg tip
  • JeddHamptonJeddHampton March 2008
    QUOTE (JAmmY @ Mar 16 2008, 11:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Is that the reason you couldn't get into alot of college's Chuck?


    Did you get into college? If not, here may be two reasons why:

    You used an apostrophe to make college plural.
    You made "a lot" one word.
  • JAmmYJAmmY March 2008
    QUOTE (Jedd @ Mar 16 2008, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Did you get into college? If not, here may be two reasons why:

    You used an apostrophe to make college plural.
    You made "a lot" one word.


    Meh, I've made/seen worse grammatical errors.
  • BlackLightBlackLight March 2008
    don't be indian
  • Australian+WitchAustralian Witch March 2008
    grats image/smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />
  • azn+mikeazn mike March 2008
    grats man!
  • TrueBelieverTrueBeliever March 2008
    grats!
  • PotatoPotato March 2008
    g to the ratz. GLHFDD while at college. also, learn to drink now so you don't get fucked when actually in college.

    well, you want to be fucked in the biblical sense, but not in the metaphorical black out sense.
  • crazyd1415crazyd1415 March 2008
    get a job at a club as a promoter or a dj. you will get all the girls.
  • ebolaebola March 2008
    or u can just be suave?
  • crazyd1415crazyd1415 March 2008
    if he was he wouldn't be asking about how to get them, thus I assumed he needed an easier more direct route.
  • coffeecoffee March 2008
    QUOTE (crazyd1415 @ Mar 17 2008, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    easier more direct route.

    rape
  • redboneredbone March 2008
    QUOTE (coffee @ Mar 17 2008, 09:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    rape

    Oh how I've missed you and your touch.
  • AnotherevilAnotherevil March 2008
    Ah, the good old FD gay jokes.
  • crazyd1415crazyd1415 March 2008
    It's not a joke when they are being serious.

    by the way, my weekend job is a promoter at a club. it is a nice job I must say.
  • Australian+WitchAustralian Witch March 2008
    QUOTE (coffee @ Mar 17 2008, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    rape

    "No" just means she doesn't know she wants it yet.
  • sac916sac916 March 2008
    QUOTE (Aussie Witch @ Mar 18 2008, 08:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    "No" just means she doesn't know she wants it yet.


    It's true. Women never can make up their minds.
  • BlueBoxBobBlueBoxBob March 2008
    No means yes !
  • Black+BalloonBlack Balloon March 2008
    Outright asking for sex works more often than a lot of people think.

    Real tip: Fuckin' talk to people. Women are human, even if they are only good for sandwiches, babies, and blowjobs.
  • coffeecoffee March 2008
    here are some tips for talking to white girls: http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

    also it doesn't hurt to be able to tell a good story. but not the one where you beat those assholes at halo3 on xbox live
  • Working+Class+HeroWorking Class Hero March 2008
    'grats. So far the only offer I've gotten is from Pikeville College, and they've offered me full tuition, room and board, and books paid for. I'm waiting for UK to send my offer, but the most I can get out of them is full tuition paid. Granted, I only applied at those two schoools.
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