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0. PROGRAM Hyperbolic
0.
0. Question$ = ""
0. Y = 1
0. X = 1
0. COUNTER = 1
0.
1. CLS
2. '*** ) ( Hyperbolic Program ) ( ***
3.
4. PRINT "Hello, I am Hyperbolic and I enjoy/ed camping vents (although long walks on the beach are very appealing)."
5. PRINT "I love to hack and draw with my aim bot/hack drawing pad (the one and only old one with my aim bot/hack drawing"
6. PRINT "pad and draw with my aim bot/hack drawing pad (the one and only old Wiacom Tablet [only the ET - 0405 - AP]."
7. PRINT "Only this unit has the hacks built into the drawing pad) with a negative score of 2 - 17 and then get banned from"
8. PRINT "server, Blowing up the Radar. Dish right after someone just got banned for blowing it up (How was I supposed the"
9. PRINT "to know it couldn't take a full .45 USP round. clip.) and not getting banned, just slayed. ; ) I also enjoy playing the"
10. PRINT "piano and cuddling with my dog Hershey."
11.
12. PRINT "That is it about me. Do you have any questions?"
13. INPUT Question$
14. IF Question$ > "" THEN
15. '*** Ignore Question (This is a loop like in the Business Card:"How to keep an idiot busy for hours: See other side!"***
16. '*** Where it has the exact same thing printed ***
17. END IF
18.
19. IF Question$ = "" THEN
20 PRINT "Thank you for getting to know Hyperbolic and/or wasting your time!!!!!!11111one"
21. Sleep 5
22.
23. 1 / (X)^2 + 1/ (Y)^2 = 1 , CLS '*** Basic Formula for a Hyperbola ***
24.
25. DO WHILE (X > 0) '*** Program for right half of Hyperbola ****
24. LINE (X, COUNTER) & (Y, COUNTER)
25. COUNTER = COUNTER + 1
26. X = X + 1
27. LOOP
28.
29. X = X * (-1)
30.
31. DO WHILE (X < 0) *** Program for left half of Hyperbola ***
32. LINE (X, COUNTER) & (Y, COUNTER)
33. COUNTER = COUNTER * (-1)
34. COUNTER = COUNTER - 1
35. X = X - 1
36. LOOP
37.
38. X = X * (-1)
39.
40. PRINT " ) ( ~ Hyperbolic ~ ) ( "
41.
42. END PROGRAM Hyperbolic