Forbidden Donut

mmm cleats to the sternum.

http://comics.com/get_fuzzy/2010-07-05/ up to today some amusing strips about soccer

Now that had to be very painful. Any thing about his injuries? Fractured sternum or anything?

Liu Kang wins. Brutality!

The world cup was actually made from the bones and tears of little orphaned African children this year, which everyone in the west knows possess certain indescribable curative properties. I haven't been able to find anything that says he was injured at all.

Scars are like tattoos, but scars come with better stories.

*looks at scars caused by various injuries*

Why would I want to explain that I was fencing a dude and one of the foils broke, cutting me pretty seriously in 2 places.

Or that I fell of my roof when I was 8.

Or that I was farking around on a skateboard for a few years and acquired (counts) 5 scars.

Or that I literally have no idea how I got this one, but I *know* I was dead sober cause it happened at work.

/maybe my stories just suck?
//Or maybe I just suck at telling stories?

So all the clips I saw had no sign of the ref, Webb, in frame. So I dug around.



He had pretty much the best view possible. wtf?

Iroincally this wasn't the worst challange Xabi Alonso (dude who got booted) recieved in this world cup.

Poor fellow nearly had his leg broken in another match. Championed on through that game too. He's a class player.


Horror challange at 3-mins

Those challanges break legs ^

From what I hear he thinks he prolly has broken ribs from the boot to the chest though.

Yowch. Seen some of them end in broken legs, that's effed.

If he doesn't have at least *serious* bruising in his ribcage, then that Liu Kang shit wasn't nearly as bad as it looked...