I get my Naruto manga from NarutoFan.com. If you just want to know the fate of Jiraya, I could tell you. I could also tell you who lives and dies in the attack on the Leaf Village.
Vader is Luke's father. Edward Norton and Brad Pitt are playing the same character. Rosebud is his sled. Man destroyed itself and the void was filled by the Apes. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Soylent Green is people!
all of those spoilers are so embedded into culture that they practically aren't spoilers
Alright. Cracks knuckles.
- General Woundwort is killed by a dog, leaving the Warren in peace until Hazel eventually passes away of old age. -Robin Williams doesn't kill anybody in "1 hour photo" -Neo strikes a deal with the computer hive-mind and sacrifices himself to kill Smith and lead both humans and machines to the path of peace. Trinity also dies. -Johnny 5 builds a decoy which is destroyed, freeing him to live in peace. In Montana -Buliwyf is poisoned during the final battle and dies. Antonio Bandaras goes home to serve the lord with all his newfound ass-kicking knowledge. -Cyberninja is actually the protagonists dead brother. Who didn't die, by the way. -Deniro goes a *little* crazy and shoots a pimp, and a doorman. And a cop. -They Save Private Ryan. -And Van de Merwe is transformed into an alien by alien gasoline and abandoned by the humanity he wished to protect. He still loves his wife, who holds out hope for his return because she keeps finding flowers made of trash on her front step. -Every Bruce Lee film: Bruce Lee's character kills a hundred or so guys, then dies or gets arrested. -Milla Jovovich needs Bruce Willis to love her before she can shoot lasers out of her face. -Andy Dufrene gets busy livin' in Mexico.
- General Woundwort is killed by a dog, leaving the Warren in peace until Hazel eventually passes away of old age. -Robin Williams doesn't kill anybody in "1 hour photo" -Neo strikes a deal with the computer hive-mind and sacrifices himself to kill Smith and lead both humans and machines to the path of peace. Trinity also dies. -Johnny 5 builds a decoy which is destroyed, freeing him to live in peace. In Montana -Buliwyf is poisoned during the final battle and dies. Antonio Bandaras goes home to serve the lord with all his newfound ass-kicking knowledge. -Cyberninja is actually the protagonists dead brother. Who didn't die, by the way. -Deniro goes a *little* crazy and shoots a pimp, and a doorman. And a cop. -They Save Private Ryan. -And Van de Merwe is transformed into an alien by alien gasoline and abandoned by the humanity he wished to protect. He still loves his wife, who holds out hope for his return because she keeps finding flowers made of trash on her front step. -Every Bruce Lee film: Bruce Lee's character kills a hundred or so guys, then dies or gets arrested. -Milla Jovovich needs Bruce Willis to love her before she can shoot lasers out of her face. -Andy Dufrene gets busy livin' in Mexico.
Enjoy.
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